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Blogs / Ramblings

1/29/2009 - Trapped In An Elevator
1/27/2009 - The Close Call
1/14/2009 - Tom McCoy
12/23/2008 - Political Science
12/09/2008 - Grinch
10/08/2008 - 30th Birthday
7/25/2008 - Installing Blinds
6/03/2008 - The Great Wall
5/30/2008 - Rudeness
5/22/2008 - Sick Days At Work
4/09/2008 - Home Warrantee
3/31/2008 - Animal Crackers
3/17/2008 - Green Beverage Day
3/05/2008 - I Should Write A Novel
2/26/2008 - The Evil Oak
2/18/2008 - A Tribute To My iPod
2/11/2008 - Criminology Textbooks
2/04/2008 - The Surgery
1/31/2008 - WDW Marathon Part V
1/25/2008 - WDW Marathon Part IV
1/19/2008 - WDW Marathon Part III
1/17/2008 - WDW Marathon Part II
1/16/2008 - WDW Marathon Part I
1/12/2008 - Marathon Details
1/09/2008 - Running From My Run
1/04/2008 - The Holidays
1/01/2008 - First Blog


Grinch
Do you like bells? You'll love early fall through late winter.

. . .

We'll wish you a merry Christmas
Than make it completely bliss-less
We'll make it a crappy Christmas
Then repeat it next year

Please won't someone make the music stop?!? Why-- WHY must we listen to the same four songs in rotation from October until the end of December?!? Why?

Why are people trampled at Wal-Mart? Why do ordinarily sane people scream at each other in parking lots, store aisles, and family gatherings (okay, maybe that last one would happen anyway)?

I'm telling you why. Because of the music. Because of the same music that has been played every year since long before I was born... which was a long time ago.

I've had it. I want a vacation.

Wake me when it's March.

Jeff's moral of the day: Aaaaaaarrrrrghhh!!! Make the music stop!!!