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Blogs / Ramblings

1/29/2009 - Trapped In An Elevator
1/27/2009 - The Close Call
1/14/2009 - Tom McCoy
12/23/2008 - Political Science
12/09/2008 - Grinch
10/08/2008 - 30th Birthday
7/25/2008 - Installing Blinds
6/03/2008 - The Great Wall
5/30/2008 - Rudeness
5/22/2008 - Sick Days At Work
4/09/2008 - Home Warrantee
3/31/2008 - Animal Crackers
3/17/2008 - Green Beverage Day
3/05/2008 - I Should Write A Novel
2/26/2008 - The Evil Oak
2/18/2008 - A Tribute To My iPod
2/11/2008 - Criminology Textbooks
2/04/2008 - The Surgery
1/31/2008 - WDW Marathon Part V
1/25/2008 - WDW Marathon Part IV
1/19/2008 - WDW Marathon Part III
1/17/2008 - WDW Marathon Part II
1/16/2008 - WDW Marathon Part I
1/12/2008 - Marathon Details
1/09/2008 - Running From My Run
1/04/2008 - The Holidays
1/01/2008 - First Blog


The Great Wall
How the Orlando Area Expressway Authority is saving the day.

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With the economy tanking and bills on the rise, a great number of people are finding themselves having trouble making ends meet. Food prices are up, gas costs more than ever, and banks are foreclosing on houses.

It's high time someone did something about these important issues.

Thankfully, the Orlando Area Expressway Authority has risen to the challenge. They have taken our hard-earned toll money and turned it into something worthwhile for the community: Giant walls to block out the poor people.

The newly constructed Poor Person Barrier (PPB) is an idea ahead of its time. With the gap growing between the haves and have-nots, who wants to see those middle class families turn into half-starved remnants of their former selves?  

If you're one of the lucky few who still can afford toll roads, why should you be bogged down and depressed by the sight of a community in shambles? It's bad enough that many expressways were constructed through the middle of poor areas, should drivers really be expected to look at them as well?!?  The very thought is repugnant.

In response to my level-headed outrage, those clever engineers thought of everything.  As if the elegance of the wall was not enough, stunning flowers now overflow the median of the road. Current water restrictions may keep poor families from watering their lawns, but nothing will hold back the toll collectors from lushly decorating the roads with water-guzzling flowers and plants. Kudos to the Expressway Authority for their commitment to beauty and excellence!

The economy may be shot, but it's nice to know that there's still somewhere I can go to stick my head in the ground. Thanks, Expressway Authority!

Jeff's moral for the day: Turning a blind eye is easy. Building a wall takes skill.